Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Bollywood ke Avengers

Hi All,
Few days back i visited a mall to watch a movie namely avengers that too in Hindi which in itself increases the pace of the movie a bit something on the lines of what Hindi commentary does to a cricket match.
So while i was watching the movie people were still flooding the theater even after tony stark had failed to lift the Thor's hammer a thought came to my mind that what if a director from our Bollywood with god gifted talent to copy tried to emulate a Desi version of Avengers and not surprisingly a smile flushed my face.
Then i gave a serious thought over it and realized that in this film their would be insanely more powerful and melodramatic characters who will have to be roped in with some of them gaining such a fanatical following among our youth and Ex-youth population that anything even remotely familiar to them makes us itchy like "Choti magar Moti baatein " and the father of all quotes "Sorry Shaktimaan".
Then the second character could be Naagraaz or Naagraaj or may be as we kids used to call him naaagraaag who can release a thousand snakes from god knows where except from there
Also we could have commando Dhruv who could very well step into the shoes of Hawk-eye as both don't have any of the fancier tantrums or powers their peers can usually depend upon and then their is Doga i.e the mystery man of Desi comic book universe; rumors has it that Doga is so secretive that once his picture automatically disappeared from the comic book after a kid in amravati station bought it along with samosa.
and at last the muscle man of Bollywood and our own version of Captain America who wears a mask better fit for toddlers gifted by a confectionery company for promotion.
But who should direct this film with super-characters  commanding stereotypes of epic proportions? and what should be the story like?


Thanks for reading
NOTE:The above written Essay is just for fun and it is not intend to hurt anybody's feelings.

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